Ever just want to convey that perfect
auction seller sentiment for your friends and colleagues? Well, now
letting Owlbert do your talking is easy! Just follow the instructions at
each step along the way. I also want to let you know that the cards are
stored in a non-indexed directory so only you and the recipient will know
how to find the card. This directory is also pretty secure from spammers,
so send your card and know you will not end up on any junk list.
After you have completed the card,
you will be shown a preview. If you do not like your card, you may edit
it and then send it, or just cancel the request. The recipient will receive
e-mail advising where to find the card. What could be easier than that?
STEP #0.5: PICK A FRIEND Think now upon who could use a pick-me-up. Do
you have a:
Friend ready to bash his or her
head against the wall because of bunches of views but no bids?
Significant other you want to
congratulate on selling his or her first item?
Buddy who just got trampled by
someone stealing his or her idea and seeing their profits undercut that
you'd like to soothe?
Family or friend just laid off
who is about to dip their toe into the world of auction selling?
Whatever the emotion you need, Owlbert
will deliver. And then some.
STEP #1: PICK A PICTURE
Please select a picture from the list below using
the little Radio Button selector. You may only pick one picture
per card. If you want to see a full size image of a picture, just click
on it. You might want to do that before filling in any information on this
page, just so you do not risk losing your work after returning from viewing
the image.
The Perfect Buyers! Is finding the right targete
audience to buy your items as easy as picking resumes off a tree? Well,
maybe not quite yet, but that doesn't mean you can't let Owlbert tell your
friends their items will sell soon!
I Grant You...The Perfect Sale!! No matter what happens in
a person's life, things can always improve for the better! Send Owlbert
on his magical mystery tour to let your pals know never to give up hope
- they'll achieve selling success on eBay yet!
Inherited eBay.com, Eh? Ah, succeeding in life deserves
a luxury break! Know some friends or peers who finally made it happen?
Owlbert will joyfully highlight the need to bask in relaxation for a job
well done!
Get Together With Your Colleagues Ever want to meet up again
with those friends and colleagues and mentors who made your learning years
so special? Have a we-achieved-our-group-goal party you want to arrange?
This is the perfect card to show them you can't wait for it to happen!
Ever Have One Of Those Days? Is every day an adventure
of calmness and serenity? Do you just wish you had the perfect message
to send your friends who are wondering how the heck you survive in the
insanity you call auctions? Send out an SOS and refresh yourself with the
comradarie from the people who care.
Give A Big Hug! Does that special someone
need a big big warm wonderful hug? We all have those moments where our
troubles seem more massive than an overweight Godzilla - show your pals
you're always there no matter where.
Sound Off!
Have a friend who is shy about starting
on eBay? What better way to provide support than to remind them to stand
tall, stand proud, and most of all, stand in harmony loud!
Enthrall With Your All!
Logic crosses all barriers with a grace
and elegance that's staggering to behold. Let your buyers know you possess
all the answers to their questions!
Need to Apologize?
Did you goof up recently and want to
apologize? What better way than to let Owlbert's compelling soulful eyes
tell them your sincere regrets!
A Big Bunch of Auction Listings Coming Soon?
Here is the perfect choice for a colleague
or family whose current definition of "life" means "list
on eBay." Or "more listings." Or "anything that doesn't
require detraction from listing auction items online."
Stressed? Who, Me? Are you currently going through
agonies at online auctions that make you as friendly as the local hangman?
Let your peers know it's nothing personal, and that soon you'll be back
to your cheerful adorable self!
All Tied Up Through No Fault Of Your Own? Be bold, be decisive, be
extra-clear - greatness cannot be achieved if you're being tied up in knots!
Show your friends that you understand the hoops they're being made to jump
through to succeed on their own.
Holding Up The World? Ever see those people who
are superWorker and SuperHubby/Wife and SuperMommy/Daddy and superFriend
and superSupport and... and you notice a tad of strain? Send Owlbert to
show them they can rely upon you too!
Got Screwed? Oh the pure pleasure of trusting
a buyer to send you money, only to realize those promises were less stable
than torn-down walls. It's not the end of the world, it's only the beginning
of a whole new (hopefully wiser!) adventure!
Missed The Warning Signs? So your auction buddy wants
to take the plunge and send that brand new laptop to far off lands before
the check clears? This is a perfect card to let your friends heed the warning
signs before it's too late!
Speak Up!
Know someone who feels pissed off because someone claimed
your friend was violating their trademarks and you
are able to prove they're lying? I'll
bet Caesar had no problems there! Show your pals you know they'll stand
and deliver.
Help is On The Way!
Are your auction sellers friends panicking
about eBay? Stressed if their items will sell? Show them your support by
letting them know help is on the way!
Think Calm. Think Peace.
Think Coffee.
Nirvana can be reached by calm meditation,
stress-free living and most important, the hot beverage of your choice.
Remind your circle of the important things in life.
Looking Out For Your Friends? An alert auction peeer who
watches your back is priceless. Let that special someone know how much
you appreciate their concern for you!
You're On The Right Track! Finding that niche in which
to sell can be a challenge. And if you know your colleagues are currently
out with the dedication of a bloodhound looking for the best possible items
to sell, what better card to send but one that reflects their skill?
Computer Smooshed Again? Have your friends recently
opened something in email they just shouldn't have? Show your peers you
can feel their pain too (and point them to http://vil.mcafee.com/
as well).
Break The Boundries Now!
Sell a killer item? Earned 372% profit?
Got the sole resale rights on a product? Built the perfect digital product
to sell on eBay? Celebrate with your friends today!
Confused?
We all can relate to being lost without
a clue, especially when wading hip-deep through learning the ropes regarding
eBay. Let your pals know you know they'll always find the way.
Hit Your Target!
The joy of making your mark in a perfect
shot - what else can compare to it? Send Owlbert to your friends and show
them they're always on target.
Putting It All Together! Success is ready to bash
down the door for those who know how to put everything together in a productive,
precise format. Let your auctions friends know you appreciate their organizational
abilities.
Make That Connection!
What can compare with the sheer pleasure
of actually buying a clue and making that critical connection in selling,
life and family? Show your friends and team you appreciate their wisdom
and ideas and show them directly that connection you made.
Be Unique.
Too nerdy? Ain't no such thing! Let
Owlbert be your messenger to demonstrate that brilliance outshines beauty
every single time.
Looking For Guidance? Want to debate critical issues
in what your friend is selling, but realize that effective communications
sometimes are more difficult than grading tap-dancing mooses in style and
grace? Owlbert is ready and willing to be your messenger and communicate
your needs directly!
Send The Welcome Wagon! Has a saviour been found
to help you learn your auction skills? Are you thilled to be seeing your
extended family gathering? Can you barely keep your feet from dancing?
Show your friends your appreciation!
Reach Out And Touch Someone Spending too much time on
ICQ or MSN or AOL? Let that special someone know you would love to hear
their voice at least one more time during this decade.
ARGH! Got a friend with a new computer
and he or she hasn't a clue how to make it work right for auctions? Show
them you understand (we've all been through this after all) by revealing
Owlbert in one of his less clueful moments.
Check Me Out! Ever want to get the attention
of that special someone, or compel that buyer to really examine what you
have to offer? Owlbert is ready and willing to deliver your message directly
and powerfully to the point!
Vrooom!
Life passing you or your friends by
faster than a speeding train? Highlight the need to slow down and ground
yourself in calmness once again.
Stormy Seas? Got buyers or friends who
take one step back for every two steps gained? Be their umbrella against
stress and let them know you understand.
It's Vacation Time!
Ah, vacations. The time where one actually
has a life outside of eBay! Let Owlbert communicate in no uncertain fashion
that relaxing and resting is the expectation of the day!
Wheeeee! Feeling playful and ready
to sweep your friends or loved ones off their feet? This card is just what
you need to highlight that jungle beast within you, ready to carry away
troubles and frustrations with the greatest of ease.
Negative Sale? Feeling like a small fish
in a big sea? Or do you know of a colleague whose promised sell-thru rate
turns out to make ant eyebrows seem gigantic in comparison? Let Owlbert
show that hey, these things happen and after all, it could be worse - they
could be lose their Internet connection too!
Looking For A Clue?
Are your friends looking for clues in
all the wrong places? If so, why not let Owlbert give some better ideas
of where to find their answers!
Know Your Head From Your... Tired of being spun around
in 37 directions at once? Tell your friends or colleagues gently that perhaps,
direction would be greatly appreciated!
STEP #2: NAME AND E-MAIL
INFORMATION In the boxes below, please enter both your's and
the recipient's name and e-mail addresses.
PLEASE BE CERTAIN
OF RECIPIENT'S E-MAIL ADDRESS
Your Name:
Your E-Mail Address:
Recipient's Name:
Recipient's E-Mail Address:
STEP #3: SELECT YOUR
TEXT AND BACKGROUND COLORS Using the two selector pulldowns below, please
select your text and background colors. The script will not check to see
if you have both colors set the same, so if you want your recipient to
be able to read the card, please select two different colors!
TEXT COLOR
BACKGROUND
STEP #4: ENTER YOUR TITLE
& MESSAGE
In the box below, please enter your
message. Please feel free to use HTML to express yourself!
Card Title
Your Message
STEP #5: SIGN YOUR CARD
Please fill in below, how you would like to sign
your card. Examples would be:
Love, Snookums
Best Wishes, Fred
Me!
STEP #6: Pick a Song!
Please make a selection or skip this step for
no music.
STEP #7: PROCEED TO PREVIEW
OR START OVER You are now ready to preview your card! To do
so, just click on the PREVIEW button below. If you want to clear the form
and start all over, select START-OVER. Your card will not be sent until
you press the SEND-CARD button on the preview screen.
How
to express yourself as only Owlbert can do!
