Insane Luxury - Tired of boring kid birthday parties?
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Confess! A plain old birthday party for your lovely children is just, so, well, blase. Right?
I mean, who wants to be known as the parent who has to HIRE a kiddie ride to amuse your child’s invited birthday guests? You only have to read:
- $38,000 Kids’ Birthday Parties?
- Are children’s birthday parties getting out of control?
- Birthday Parties Out of Control
- First birthday parties, out of control!
- Parents Protest as Kids’ Lavish Parties Get Out of Control
- Have you heard about or experienced anything like this?
True, I’m a minority in the "birthday parties for kids arena" - my motto is, invite 3 or 4 of your friends, I’ll feed ‘em, I’ll take ‘em to the movies, and you’ll Read more »
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Subscribe to the comments for this postInsane Luxury, Forget about 47K Turntable, Feast Upon $56,000 Thorens Turntable
Morning!
Last May, I amazed and astounded you with the ultimate (then! HAH!) of High end audio stereo luxury - The Montegiro Lusso Turntable, yours for a mere 47K!
I know, I know….47K is mere pocket change when compared to the next mondo development! And that is…. (drumrolll please!):
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Insane Luxury - $299 Museum-Quality Batman Statue!
Admit it.
Seeing the movie just isn’t enough for you, right?
)Okay true, it sure as heck is for me…alright, I’ll be even more honest, as it’s NOT Macgyver or even Harry Potter, chances are, it won’t even enter the Ling collective…)
But! If you truly are insane about Batman and can’t wait for the latest movie to appear, you certain need to explore:
...I saw this statue at my local comic shop and it is Read more »
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Insane Luxury - $349,995 Harry Winston Opus V Platinum “Satellite Hour” Display (it’s a watch, btw).
I know it, and you know it, but hey, let’s tell each other again!
Nothing says LUXURY like spending the income of a small country on a wristwatch!
But not ANY wristwatch, oh no! A Harry Winston Opus V with "satellite hour" display wristwatch! To wit: Read more »
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Forget Balls of Steel….Want Balls of Diamond?
Morning!
Picture the following. Having finally reached Internet Gazillionairedom, you find yourself reclining on the white sandy beaches of your beachfront castle nestled in the grasslands of Alaska. Turning on your handy-dandy wrist-HDTV, you spot an infomercial that spouts the term, Balls of Steel. Impervious to any outside force, people who possess balls of steel are obviously destined to lead nations to greatness or at the very least, gain an interview on the Oprah Winfrey show that involves them, a delightful giggling 5 year old, and a well-placed kick.
But! Where stop at mere steel when you can don on the ultimate of ball-style!
To wit: Read more »
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Insane Luxury - Pro Swarovski Crystal Flat Curling Iron
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Imagine the following! You’re ready for a night on the town at your local PTA Class and Marching Band Fundraiser of Band Turkeys when you realize with a flash of agony greater than any concocted by seeing your angsting teenager use your chinup bar as a clothing hanger that: Read more »
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Time Sensitive Insane Luxury - 200K Ancient Territorial Princely and Noble Title
Morning!
Picture the following. After reviewing your 7 figure income over the past 3 business days, you suddenly realize: Read more »
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Insane Luxury - 24k Gold Plated Minox Digital Camera Awesomeness
Morning!
Picture the following. You’ve taken a well-deserved vacation at your Mountain Top Ranch in the hills of Kansas and are seized by an insane desire to commune with nature via digital photography.
Tell me now….
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Insane Luxury - $24,000 Solid Gold and Diamond Fishing Fly
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You know, after you’ve made your fortune online and have taken the time to enjoy some fishing with your Good ‘Ole Person of the Appropriate Gender network, I need to as you the following burning question: Read more »
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Insane Luxury - $1,860 75 Year Old Balsamic Vinegar
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So you’ve just finished enjoying your latest 6 figure commission check from eBay when you realize, hey! I need to make my husband lunch! And as today’s brekkie will consist of a gourmet salad among other things, I must ask you this critical piercing question: Read more »
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