Why you should value women and MILFs over 40
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Hi all,
This just came across my radar, courtesy of another fantastic 40-something mom.
And I quote:
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40:
60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, ‘What are you thinking?’ She doesn’t care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does Read more »
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Subscribe to the comments for this postI REALLY want to beat someone up!
Morning all,
Today is Week 2 in my insane work mode (18 hour days plus garage sale prepping for Fri/Sat)! The good news is the end truly is in sight…and the bad news is, well, I really want to beat someone up.
But it’s not what you think! 
You see, one of my favorite activities is karate sparring. This wondrous activity has me wearing fighting gear (head protector, chest protector, gloves, feet, etc.) and going toe-to-toe with black belts who could easily mop the floor with me. Still, though, it’s most character-building indeed - there’s something about Read more »
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The fine art of beating yourself up
Morning!
Well, yesterday was quite the interesting character-building time for me. Actually, for the most part, it was quite enjoyable - got lots of writing done, taught my kids some snappy comebacks to idiot sayings, saw the final printout of the first brochure I’ve ever designed (and I’ll confess - that was sweet)….life was most peachy until my beloved adult sparring.
For there:
In a word, my skills were less optimal than, oh, lessee, a drunk moose playing DDR with his caribou buds.
Bleh. I’ve haven’t been that incompetent now for over a year; I have no idea to where my mind went during the bout. And afterwards, I couldn’t even leave (welll, of course I COULD, I chose not to, as the karate demo team was practicing and I always take pictures). So for the first 10 minutes, I dwelled on how truly lousy Read more »
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Are you voting for the MILF or unbuttoning the beast?
Morning!
It was with great amusement that I read about the site http://www.VoteForTheMILF.com - to wit!
…What a bizarre (and tawdry) series-of-tubes headache for the McCain campaign.
How could it be that a Web site titled "VoteForTheMilf" redirects users to Republican nominee John McCain’s official campaign Website? True stuff. Or at least it was until someone mysteriously un-directed the redirection.
As of just moments ago, anyone who typed "www.voteforthemilf.com" into his or her Web browser and hit enter was immediately redirected to McCain’s site, www.johnmccain.com, where vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin greeted first-time users via video. (The .net and .org versions of voteforthemilf also redirected users to the mccain campaign site.) …MORE…
Talk about funny! Now, for those folks who never heard of this acronym before, "MILF" means Read more »
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Family fitness with Biggest Loser Family Edition
Morning!
Well, okay, true…it’s not EXACTLY the morning, given the fact it’s almost midnight (6:45pm), but the point still stands…hello!
Today’s post centers upon family fitness…most notably, how to interest your kids in being healthy without causing them to angst all over the place.
You see, it all happened on Sunday morning. Yesterday, I had awakened at my usual late morning time of 4am, wrote bunches of copy, cuddled with the kids at 7am, and started my morning workout routine around 8am.
Now, I always vary Read more »
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On being a GREAT lover - Are you your body OR are you your soul?
Morning all,
For today’s post, I’d like to focus on a very very very VERY simple concept….yet one that is often overwhelmed by the priority our society places on truly superficial aspects.
And it’s this:
Do you define yourself by your body…or by your soul?
It’s not as inane a question as you might think! Think about what today’s culture tends to embrace. Read more »
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Appreciating what you have before you lose it
Morning!
It’s been a pretty hectic past week, let me tell you that! I’ve been flying solo now for the past 6 days; the husband returns from a week-long business trip very shortly and it’s not a moment too soon.
Think "4 kids!", add to that "homework monitoring", include a dash of "dealing with clients who shun email yet then wonder why updates I sent 2 months ago never got thru", tack on PMS that oh so thoughtfully coincided when my kids were in "must velcro to the Mommy mode" (sometimes I think I’m the only person who, ahem, enjoys PMS twice a month - middle AND end of each cycle. And to think my kids will follow in me footsteps!), and you get a weeeeee bit of the utter bliss that is currently suffusing my very being.
But I digress.
Yesterday, I had a very fascinating discussion Read more »
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Putting AWAY your childhood with a Crystal Sword
I’m feeling very pensive this moment.
This morning, all the utterly soul-searing agonizing joys of PMS barreled into my unwilling pysche, making me consider various channeling methods including indulging in MMA to the death, using a flame thrower to tidy up my kids’ rooms, evoking world peace by obliterating mankind and other similar gentle pursuits. Being a mature, zen-like mom of magnificence, however, I opted instead to start cleaning the basement in preparation for future home improvement.
Life was zooming along most peachy-like UNTIL…..I found my 24" crystal sword I had bought 6 years ago….still in its laquered case and buried underneath my kids’ old baby accoutrements.
Now, I vividly remember when I had bought this. I was going thru some Read more »
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Romance Novels, Insane Pushups, Poking Fun At Yourself and More
Morning all,
It’s 3:43am! Do you know where your sleep is? I know where mine sure ain’t - operational!! So as always, it’s time for me to take advantage of my sleeplessness and write instead.
Today’s topic deals with humor, as in, humor is the BEST medicine around. If there’s one thing I enjoy beyond all (except possibly coffee and white chocolate covered macadamia nuts), it’s making people laugh…family and friends especially!
Yesterday the following clip moseyed across me feedreader: Read more »
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The basic ART of massage Part 1
Morning all,
I’m in pain.
Nope, actually, "pain" is quite a minor, mellow word indeed….to describe the utter tortures thru which my right foot is now joyfully (NOT!) enduring.
You see, last Friday’s beloved karate class had us doing some utterly magnificent sit-down-stand-up release-front-kick sit-down again exercises. These are truly superb for building up your leg and thigh muscles; I really get into them quite ferociously.
Alas, we had a target towards which we aimed - our partners were holding an oval hitting pad. Now, normally I will always remember that Read more »
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