Gosh, I love walnuts, don't you? Think about them. They're kinda sorta smallish (well, say, compared to a glittery pink tank), they're a wee bit unassuming (my gosh, they're *walnuts*!), they're, well, pretty darned unremarkable in the extreme. Yep, that's okay, don't stop…I see you nodding your head there. So let me now get straight… Read more
November 2010
My Personally Awesome Cyber Monday Goodness For YOU (final cost $0!)
Today is Cyber Monday! Yes yes, I know, you weep with joyful delight at my mastery of the obvious. As do me kids and spouse I might say! But seriously, yes indeed, today is yet another exciting reason for marketers to deftly fling about lots of yummy savings for tons of wondrous tools. And I… Read more
Richly Satisfying Lust Lust Lust Lust!
Ever think, it just always happens to you? I mean, there are you. It's Sunday! It's time for rest and relaxation! And then it hits you like a 16 ton maddeningly inert anvil…. You *still* have bleeploads of work to do before you can *finally* meet your own intensely personal goal. Don't you just *hate*… Read more
The #1 Covert Tip To Personally Exploit Black Friday…on Saturday
Yawn yawn yawn…I see that Black Friday has come! And Black Friday has went! It made like a tree and leafed! It made like a nut and bolted! It made like a banana and split! It…made like a site focused on by the Google Death Ray and disintegrated!! It…..okay, yep. I think I gave enough… Read more
57 Stellar 2010 Black Friday Bright Shiny Resources You Do NOT Want To Miss (including Red Friday to boot!)
Why good morning, you! And how are you today, this exciting day after that awesome American holiday known as "One Day Before Black Friday"? Yes indeed, today is Black Friday, the day where normal individuals like you and me cast off their dull, boring antiseptic lives and instead coverly don on the brilliant shimmering fabulous… Read more
For Me, Every Day IS Thanksgiving – Here’s Why
Hang on! Hold everything! Do you realize…. Today….it's the day before the shopping event of the year!!! No no, wait wait, that's not the holiday spirit, even if last year I did create: But I digress. :) Where was I? Ah yes, Thanksgiving! Let's actually achieve the ultimate, shall we? Let's happily forget that tomorrow… Read more
OMG Can YOU Relate To This Juicy Killer Concept?
Oh, the sweet sound of coffee made fresh daily, amplified by the lovely scent of my family still asleep (ie, there's no hint of the usual 201 psuedo-elephants that generally stampede through my home at a moment's notice!).… You *do* know what that means, right? 'Course right! It means it's time for me plunge earlobe-deep… Read more
How To Be A Leader When You Are Only A Newbie In One Easy Step
All together now: Nothing says unadulterated, passionate, delicious love and lust like one's freshly grown and perked morning coffee! Why yes indeed, I *have* been up since 3am working on my new relaunch, why do you ask? But I digress. :) Over the past few centuries, I've talked big huge bunches about killer topics like… Read more
Make Your Customers LOVE You By Doing The Unexpected (Only 3 Simple Steps!)
Good morning! And yes indeed, I can completely verify that it *is* morning and, as a matter of fact, it's *been* morning now since 3am, which is when coffee started to grace my inner circuitry. You are going to really like today's post! And…. Hang on. No. Not *really like*. Never…"really just, ummm, like". You're… Read more
I just BOLDLY removed ALL of my Internet Marketing products from my site – here’s why.
Good morning! It's a fine exciting day and …. QUICK! Let me immediately immerse you in the following prancing unicorn and flowery rainbow scene! Life! With coffee! And, ahem, opportunities for extreme frustration, Internet-wise! I'll write more about that after I actually free up more than 27 nanoseconds this morning, but suffice it to say… Read more