Got porn? Don’t want it? Here’s how to get rid of the viruses and dialers

Barbara   //   Insights, Make Things Simple, Tutorials  // 

No MercyMorning!

Well!  You know it’s going to be a peachy day indeed when you’re asked to fix a friend’s computer that’s replete with porn viruses and coolweb viruses and "Jeepers Mom That’s Icky!" viruses and ….

I guess you get the image, eh?

Computer viruses, alas, are a fact of life that, while being more unpleasant than scrubbing out  toilets with a cardboard toothbrush, are generally something that’s easy with which to deal.   Ever since I started traveling about the country, giving seminars on Internet recruiting, I’ve had the opportunity to fix hotel computers and the like…and that’s something that just never leaves you.

So!  Have you ever had to deal with viruses or dialers or other undesirables on your computer?  Ever want to get rid of ‘em?

If so, dive into:

NOTEBefore You Begin

First off, you can hope and pray the virus infecting your computer is easily removable.  Check out some online virus scanners like

And of course, run anti-malware/spyware tools like Ad Aware – that can also help remove viruses/ickies as well.

Porn viruses are often called ‘dialers’ as they try to connect to a modem/etc.  If you’re running a firewall, you might get a notifcation that a really weird process name (generally a bunch of random letters) is trying to connect to the Internet.  Take note of that name.  There’s an offchance you can simply search for it online, ie,

remove nail.exe

Many times, however, the process that’s generated is some weirdly random name, so such searching is futile.  But don’t give up hope!  Take note of everything that happens prior to the porn dialer starts its operations. 

What you’re going to do is gather as much information as possible…and then ask for help from the free spyware and malware forums.

Next,

NOTEStep 1.)  Download HijackThis.

"Hijack This" is a neat free utility that will generate an in depth report of registry and file settings from your computer.  You won’t do anything with the output yet – you’ll be using it for when you ask for help at spyware forums.

NOTEStep 2.)  Visit the Spyware/Malware forums.

Armed with your data (name of the process, what happens, etc.), visit the following forums:

Read a bit to get comfortable with the layout…and then post your request for help. 

If you’d like to be proactive, run HijackThis and post the resulting log….or simply wait for an experienced board member to tell you to do that instead.

NOTEStep 3.)  Follow instructions

In just about every case, more than one person will respond with suggestions on how to remove the porn virii from your computer.  NOTE!   FIRST check the posting history of the person helping you – if there’s dozens of prior posts with helpful suggestions, you can rest assured you’re not being led down the Path Of Ultimate Torturous Doom.

Once you have instructions to follow, PRINT THEM OUT!! 

I cannot stress this part enough….chances are, you’ll have to boot into Safe Mode and perform some unique steps on your computer.  You will need a step-by-step list to follow.

 Need additional resources for removing viruses?  Check out:

I hope the above has been helpful!  I know I’ll be doing lots of the above today as I disinfect my friends’  computer…but hey, these things happen.  I’m always glad to help out.

Enjoy,

Barbara

ps – for more security ideas, have you seen:

6 Comments

  • Mitch August 4, 2008 at 8:46 pm

    Very good post.  I thought I had something on my laptop last week and ran all sorts of programs trying to get rid of it.  In the end, registry issues were messing everything up, but I’m still having a problem here or there with it.  When I’m home, I always print everything out; in the hotel, well, I don’t feel like going into the lobby to pick up something, so I just try to write it all down.
     
    But none of my problems are related to porn (cough).  :-)

    Mitch’s last blog post..My Take On Cuil

    Reply
    • Barbara August 5, 2008 at 5:15 am

      Hope you get it fixed soon!

      Thanks for stopping by, Barbara

      Reply
  • AnnotherMMOblog August 5, 2008 at 9:25 pm

    OMG!  I remember when my computer had this stupid trojan that took forever to get rid of.
    Of course, I managed to get rid of it but my computer just hasn’t been the same.
    - AnotherMMOblog
     
     

    AnnotherMMOblog’s last blog post..Win up to $50 Paypal Simply by Commenting

    Reply
    • Barbara August 6, 2008 at 7:54 am

      I know that feeling. :) Thanks for stopping by! Barbara

      Reply
  • Kelly Wright January 27, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    Spyware also comes bundled with registry cleaners, wallpaper changers/swappers, system tray clocks. I personally think that spyware  is more dangerous than common virii because it’s created with the sole purpose of bringing profits to creators. Another common source of spyware infections is websites, including those listed by Google – there are tons of them installing malware silently onto computer. Finally, p2p networks (torrents, emule, etc) contain an ocean of infected files which are distributed between connected computers.

    Reply
    • Barbara January 31, 2009 at 7:30 am

      I visited your page – anyone who knows anything about command line anythings is someone worth following in my book! http://hubpages.com/author/charlemont/hot/ has some really great stuff. Thanks for stopping by!

      Barbara

      Reply

Leave a comment

CommentLuv Enabled

Your Shopping Cart


Shopping Cart is Empty
Visit The Shop HERE









Email *
First Name:
Admit It

RSS Recent Community Posts