12 Signs You’ve Joined a Cheap HMO – Today’s Humor of the Day
Nov 4th, 2009 | By Barbara | Category: Humor
Today’s list is inspired by our ever-lovely healthcare options!
Think you joined a cheap HMO? Check the list below to find out!
- Staff physicians include Dr. Who, Dr. Kevorkian, and Dr. Demento.
- Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle.
- Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.
- With your last HMO, your birth control pills didn’t come in different colors with little "M’s" on them.
- Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
- Directions to your doctor’s office include, "take a left when you enter the trailer park."
- Your kidney transplant surgery is held up while your surgeon awaits his arraignment for grave robbing.
- The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
- Only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
- Only item listed under Preventive Care feature of coverage is "an apple a day".
- “Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is NOT a typo.
- You ask for Viagra. You get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
Source: Trade with the Jokester
Have a great Wednesday!
Barbara
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