Insane Luxury – Pro Swarovski Crystal Flat Curling Iron

Morning!

Imagine the following!  You’re ready for a night on the town at your local PTA Class and Marching Band Fundraiser of Band Turkeys when you realize with a flash of agony greater than any concocted by seeing your angsting teenager use your chinup bar as a clothing hanger that:

My gosh!  I might have to curl my hair in front of other parents during intermission!

Truly, oh yes truly I deeply understand your pain and soul-crushing agony at being spotted with a, a, a…. a Kmart curling iron! 

Actually, Target is cheaper, but I digress. 

Remember!

Internet Gazillionaires DEFINE Class! 

Get it?  Class?  PTA?  Class?  HO HOH OHOHHOHO I slay myself!  Wheeeeee!

<whack!>

Ooops, sorry about that, the author responsible for extraordinarily bad puns has been sacked.

Where was I?  Ah yes!  No common ordinary curling iron will do!  Instead, you can be rescued by the Linea Pro Swarovski Crystal C2 Iron!  To wit:

…The C2 uses pure titanium plates so that negative Ions and Far infrared heat can be produced in abundance. In fact, the C2 produces 30% more of these two essential ingredients than any other flat iron using ceramic!

The mass mixture of negative ions and far infrared heat then suspend them selves over the actual surface of the plate like an invisible coating. When passed through the hair this invisible layer never breaks up, discharging a huge amount of these two essential particles/ elements directly into the hair shaft.

This helps to lock in moisture and increase the ionic effect like no other flat iron! The new patented heat expansion technology is only found in the Linea-Pro C2 range and ensures perfect flat plate alignment when hot.

The lightness and handling of this iron is amazing once you use a C2 there is no comparison! The pure Titanium plates in the C2 have been made longer than any thing on the market. The stylist can now work with bigger sections of hair, cutting usage time down to a minimum.

    * There are 2543 individual genuine Swarovski crystals, hand aplied at the factory in the U.K
    * The Crystals are applied with a special patented glue that is good for tempretures up to 600 degrees
    * It takes 1 girl 1 day to apply all the crystals and 2 days for the crystals to set.
    * Each crystal iron is individually numbered and made to order.
    * The finished product will come with a certificate of authenticity, plaque from Swarovski factory.

 ….MORE….

Just think what a cool Band Fundraiser those babies would make! 

Enjoy,

Barbara Ling

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