Local SEO, hell froze over, impressing he-wenches and more

Morning!

I’m pleased to announce I think (think, mind you, think) I’m finally over the dreaded Virus From Hell – today is Day 4 and the first day I’m feeling almost back to my usual chipper Momma Bear self. 

Took long enough, I’ll tell you that!

Yesterday I treated myself to lots of rest, hot and sour soup, warm mooses (nothing like snuggling up to a warm moose in bed!), and wrote:

• Local SEO blog SERPs can power up local businesses
• 1 Finger Pushups – Impress The (He) Wenches
• Hell Froze Over II – ‘Cleansing’ diets lure celebs, but not health experts
• 2009 Animal Planet Hero of the Year!

He-wenches, for those of you NOT in the know, are the complement of "wenches", ie, gorgeous guys who live for pleasing the female population.  It was a very popular term back in the RU Marching Band but for some reason, doesn’t seem to be used much today.  Sigh, another great term lost to the mists of time…..

I also updated my customer care followup for my latest and greatest, The Dark Side of Making Money Online (did I mention it’s a complimentary free download?  Click HERE to learn more!)  I have to say, autoresponders are CRITICAL to running an online business – I’m finding more and more uses for them every day.  I use this one myself and can highly recommend it.

Life-wise, my wonderful husband has been taking the kids to karate this entire week, while I’ve been imitating a slumbering cow for most of the time.  I haven’t been that sick for…wow, years now!  It was no fun whatsoever, let me tell you.

What else…hmmmm.  Let’s see.  Today I’m still taking it easy (no beloved adult karate sparring, wah) but will try to get the boys to class myself.  Also, it’s Friday, which means Moose Playdate time!  Yay!  My mooses have another moose friend (a classic husky named Nina) and every Friday, they all gambol about pretending they’re mastering the Iditarod.  It’s quite cute to see.

Oh, and have you seen my favorite comic?  Here’s a snippet of today’s humor – click to see it in full color!

And so starts the day,

Barbara Ling

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