Morning MooseNcoffee

☕ Your Friday Morning Perkup: 1952, Apologies, Wonga, Moolah, SEO, FB, Groups, more!

Before we dive into today, let’s get a quick recap!

=== Start Ongoing Goodies! ===

Fast Cash Weekend?
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Today in 1952:     Secretary’s Day (now Administrative Professionals’ Day) is first celebrated.    It should really be the entire Year for what they have to put up with.

Plus My Own:

FB Live Cheatsheet for 2017!
http://askbling.com/fblvst

and

Rank Hijiack SEO?
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Todays Zero Cost goodie:

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Good stuff!

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Where was I?  Ah yes, Friday!!

Yesterday was ALSO a grrrrrr.

One, because I was an idjut.

Have you ever been in a FB group where everyone dogpiled on someone else for all the wrong reasons?

We’re talking sanctimonious tweebleheads.

Well, I discovered one when I was half asleep in our moose group and very unfairly banned the original poster.

The next day I investigated it more… and realized I was wrong.

So The Kingly Moose gave voice:

Apologies

What do you do when you hose up in your Caffeinated Moose group?

You take ownership, of course.

“Public Apology by The Kingly Moose for his sidekick Barb Ling’s mistake:

“Hear ye, hear ye, oh loyal subjects of the Kingly Moose:

I want to publicly apologize to Luz for my decidedly uncaffeinated servant Barb Ling who removed you 2 days ago.

Her actions were wrong, I have scolded her appropriately, and we welcome you back to our community!

In addition, some of our loyal subjects… well, they transformed themselves into sanctimonious tweebleheads and We Do Not Appreciate That!!!!

So to recap:

Luz , I deeply apologize. Please make sure to tag Barb Ling if anyone gives you grief in the future.

And to those folk who start ganging up on others….

Do.Not.Do.That.Ever.Again.

With much regards…

The Kingly Moose “

You’d think that would be the end…

When…

The sanctimonious tweebleperson (aka the one who injustly reported the OP) posted this gem:

Tweeble

(NOTE – the dog did NOT have tape on its muzzle.  Everyone had misjudged the picture).

I warned that person NOT to delete her original post because I wanted to make a point that no bullying is allowed in the Kingly Moose Kingdom.

She deleted it.

So I reposted it.

If you’re in our moose group, you can read it all at

SO SAD!

But tweebleheads weren’t done with me yet!

We THEN had:

2nd tweelehead

Yep.

I have ZERO problems in policing my beloved Caffeinated Moose Group…

Jerks not allowed!!!

Elsewhere in Lingland, lessee.

My youngest performed in his school talent show.

27 perfomances and some were really bad but you know something?

They ALL deserve kudos for having the courage to put themselves out there!

No gym alas….

Because all together now:

It’s the Internet Lifestyle!  🙂

And want you to see famous food people guess secret ingredients?

Of course you do!

🙂

And our daily morning smile?

heehee

🙂

If you like this goodness, visit his FB page below and like/share the comics… they always make my day a wee bit more bright!

What’s new in your neck of the woods… would love to hear….

And onto today!

FIRST: Be alert to a morning GEMALERT from me – could be even Fiverr! 

(note – if you’re not getting the additional GEMALERTs and you want to, opt into ’em at  http://askbling.com/getgemalert ).

NEXT:

NOTE!  I run a New Product Solution List that gives 3-4 new updates a day
…. please sign up at
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to get these in real time.  Thanks!

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AND!!   Please visit http://askbling.com/whitelist and whitelist btl@barbaraling.com – this will ensure you always get these morning goodies.  Thanks!

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And!  I started a private Internet Marketing Authority Course over at http://askbling.com/btlclass1 … Click below to start the adventure!

Bonus Class!

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And!  I started a private SuperAffiliate  Course over at http://askbling.com/superaff30 … Click below to start the adventure!

Super Affliate

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And here we go!

Today’s goodness includes the following!

Birdie Wonga http://askbling.com/wonga

MMO for newbies?

Wheeee http://askbling.com/rankjack

SEO Goodness!

Mission of mercey http://askbling.com/viralfb

FB Group Profits?

and 2 more… can you guess?

And let’s begin!

Want you fast cash?

Well then!

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See Amanda Craven’s latest here!

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Whats that?  You want to make money with FB Groups?

Well then!

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What’s that?  You want to hijack SEO rankings?

Well then!

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What’s that? You want MMO for Newbies?

Well then!

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Coffee!

And finally:

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Don’t forget yesterdays:

Where was I?  Ah yes, Thursday!

Grrrrrrr.

Massive…. *grrrrrr*.

Why do I growl, I hear you ask?

Mainly because… of my morning post on FB:

Good morning! How is that rising and shining coming along?

Me, massive wibblies. I moved my coffee from my right back to my left (meaning arm is better). What is HUGELY maddening is its been bothering me for 2 weeks, peak of imperfection on Tuesday, I panicked insanely, was annoyed at the doc for NOT letting me get Xrays, and it turns out…. he was right. Not me. Arm quieted down the day after. Chronic leg pain still there, but arm… nope.

Must apologize.

What does that teach me?

Do NOT assume I’m going the route of my Mom when things go bad.

Sigh.

Coffee?”

I HATE BEING WRONG!

Thank you, carry on.  🙂

Now, yesterday was a pretty good day….

Got to the pool!

Gym!

And got the beach!

Beach

Well okay… NOT the beach.  But close enough for me!  🙂

Oh, and…

(wait for it)

Parenting!

To wit:

“One of the toughest things about being a parent is knowing when to hold ’em, when to fold, when to NOT listen to Kenny Rogers and overall, how to handle each kid best according to their particular personality.

Had to mediate an extremely character-building disagreement between Honorable Sons One and Two. Both had valid points and both had intellectual knowledge of how the other would react…. but it didn’t change their own initial reactions.

After a bit of Mom’s own personal fiery brand of “Sturm Und Drang: The Next Generation”, both boys were able to understand where the other was coming from. I confess I probably could have done a wee bit *less* SuD… and after a resolution was reached (both boys apologized to each other), I apologized as well. Must get better at that.

The Magnificent Ling Kids are blessed by the fact they can reach out to various siblings if difficulties with others arise. I think the lack of sibling rivalry is one of the very best achievements I have created during my life… far outweighs the business success, because family should be *all* (side note: I was utterly insane about stomping on any sibling rivalry from the very beginning. It can be hugely damaging in a family).

Coffee?”

Wheeee!

Parenting.  It’s a hero’s journey!  🙂

Thank you, I feel much better ….

Because all together now:

It’s the Internet Lifestyle!  🙂

And want you to see the NEW Google Earth?

Of course you do!

🙂

And our daily morning smile?

cad46

🙂

If you like this goodness, visit his FB page below and like/share the comics… they always make my day a wee bit more bright!

What’s new in your neck of the woods… would love to hear….

And onto today!

FIRST: Be alert to a morning GEMALERT from me – could be even Fiverr! 

(note – if you’re not getting the additional GEMALERTs and you want to, opt into ’em at  http://askbling.com/getgemalert ).

NEXT:

NOTE!  I run a New Product Solution List that gives 3-4 new updates a day
…. please sign up at
http://askbling.com/4alert
to get these in real time.  Thanks!

=======================

AND!!   Please visit http://askbling.com/whitelist and whitelist btl@barbaraling.com – this will ensure you always get these morning goodies.  Thanks!

=======================

And!  I started a private Internet Marketing Authority Course over at http://askbling.com/btlclass1 … Click below to start the adventure!

Bonus Class!

=======================

And!  I started a private SuperAffiliate  Course over at http://askbling.com/superaff30 … Click below to start the adventure!

Super Affliate

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And here we go!

Today’s goodness includes the following!

Loot http://askbling.com/llloot

Linkedin Loot?

star http://askbling.com/7daypf

7 Day Product Creation Secret!

linkedin http://askbling.com/llloot

LinkedIn Business in a Box!

and 2 more… can you guess?

And let’s begin!

Want you a LinkedIn Business in a Box?

Well then!

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See the full insider goodness here!

See the direct link there!

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Whats that?  You want something…. buy buttons made easy?

Well then!

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See the Phase 2 here!

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What’s that?  You want product creation easy?

Well then!

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See the ridiculous value you get for less than $5 here!

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What’s that? You want to be paid to be a super Connector?

Well then!

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See the LinkedIn Goodness here!

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Coffee!

And finally:

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Wheeeeee!

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Don’t forget yesterdays:

Where was I?  Ah yes, Wednesday!

Enough is enough, okay?

I mean, menopause is one thing.

Having lumps seem to flare up is entirely another!

Good news is, looks like it was a false scare yesterday.

But its been bothering me now for 2 weeks so WHY when I go to the doc… do symptoms alleviate?

To me that smacks of phantom pain and I DO NOT NEED THAT!!!!

ARGH!

But I digress.

Besides me being bananas yesterday, there WAS some good times!

To wit:

First, you remember that Valentine’s Day balloon I gave the husband 2 months ago?

Its still up there!

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Nice!

And we celebrated Surviving Spring Break!

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Amazingly yummy that was with a heaping of massive garlicky goodness:

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Plus….

I found out yesterday that Tiff Lambert’s 10 challenge thingee at 80% off was ending:

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It’s probably over now but if you get there before she flips the switch:

What else…

Did I mention how I’m sick and tired of my body betraying me?

ARGH PART II!!!!!!!!

Thank you, I feel much better now….

Because all together now:

It’s the Internet Lifestyle!  🙂

And want you to see the iced rolls made in the animation Brave?

Of course you do!

I will confess – I ADORED that movie.  Cried so much!  It’s SUCH a great Mom/Daughter/Hero movie….

(and yes I know I’m breaking the Law of Profitable Marketing by taking your attention away from all the buy buttons that are about to follow… but hey.  It’s MY newsletter!  🙂   And I cannot recommend Brave enough.  So there).

And our latest smile?

cad45

🙂

If you like this goodness, visit his FB page below and like/share the comics… they always make my day a wee bit more bright!

What’s new in your neck of the woods… would love to hear….

And onto today!

FIRST: Be alert to a morning GEMALERT from me – could be even Fiverr! 

(note – if you’re not getting the additional GEMALERTs and you want to, opt into ’em at  http://askbling.com/getgemalert ).

NEXT:

NOTE!  I run a New Product Solution List that gives 3-4 new updates a day
…. please sign up at
http://askbling.com/4alert
to get these in real time.  Thanks!

=======================

AND!!   Please visit http://askbling.com/whitelist and whitelist btl@barbaraling.com – this will ensure you always get these morning goodies.  Thanks!

=======================

And!  I started a private Internet Marketing Authority Course over at http://askbling.com/btlclass1 … Click below to start the adventure!

Bonus Class!

=======================

And!  I started a private SuperAffiliate  Course over at http://askbling.com/superaff30 … Click below to start the adventure!

Super Affliate

=======================

And here we go!

Today’s goodness includes the following!

57% coupon http://askbling.com/pulliitop

57% off coupon for passive income?

Controversial http://askbling.com/qeway

Controversial?

PAssive

24 Passive Affiliate Thingees?

and 2 more… can you guess?

And let’s begin!

Want you a 57% coupon off of passive income?

Well then!

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Whats that?  You want something…. Controversial?

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Something… controversial!

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What’s that?  You want the easiest way to beef up passive income?

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What’s that? You want a coupon for Instant Amazon Commissions?

Well then!

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See the Amazony Goodness here!

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Coffee!

And finally:

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List Building Black Ops!

See the nifty sky scene here!

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Wheeeeee!

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Don’t forget our favs:

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==> The Commission Machine
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==> Pure Newbie, No Traffic, No Experience No List?  No Problem!
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==> Zero Cost List Building Class This Week!
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==> $1 Trial Software that writes your copy for you!
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==> Marlon Sanders Big Book of Secrets
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==> Become Unstoppable (Zero cost!)
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==> Create Cool Mobile Apps Special!
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==> Authority List Building Made Simple
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==> Tiff Lambert Lifetime PLR
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==> JR Lang Quality PLR!
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==> Nicole Deal Easy PLR
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==> Rachel Whole Foods PLR!
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==> Resellers Rights Weekly Free
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Woot!

Thank you for enjoying my newsletters – I will continue
to do my best to bring you the latest and
greatest of all marketing updates!

Grow strong,

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Barb Ling

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